According to reports in The TelegraphUK, British inventor Colin Furze, has just the biggest fart machine ever, which he plans to place on top of the cliffs of Dover and aim across the Channel towards France. His hope is that the French, 21 miles away, will hear the blast.

The machine, which Furze says will be contained in a pair of specially constructed buttocks, is a giant pulse valveless jet engine used in Nazi V-1 bombs during WWII. Furze hopes to mount the contraption on the cliffs of Dover on July 24, between 6 and 7pm.

Read more about his amazing giant fart machine here at The TelegraphUK

Watch the Fart Machine in action here...